At this point I'm at a 25:1 applied:interview ratio

this rejection was so pointless. WE ALREADY KNOW THE INTERVIEW DAY PASSED AND THUS WEREN'T GOING TO GET AN INTERVIEW

i feel you

people on this spreadsheet know. How about the other 80% of people who don't use this crazy spreadsheet? <ok but still, why tell us a week after the interview is over? Their timing was way off and they could have, at the very least, sent it sooner.

lol